Tales of a Capital Wasteland Wanderer: The Foodie Guide

Hmm. Yet another abandoned building in the Capital Wasteland, but it looks to be untouched. I’ve been wandering for days and this expedition to the South is beginning to take it’s toll. I’m running low on everything from ammo to stimpaks and I’m down to my last bobby pin. Breaking into locks and safes is simply not an option and I need something that I can scavenge easily.

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The building yielded nothing but Salisbury Steaks. These things might be 200 years old and have the nutritional value that is lesser than a Bloatfly, but hey, hungry Wasteland wanderers are in no condition to complain. If those damn idiots didn’t start lobbing nuclear bombs back then, we wouldn’t have to be stuck in this situation in the first place…

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  1. pligg.com November 4, 2009

    Nine Over Ten 9/10 » Tales of a Capital Wasteland Wanderer: The Foodie Guide…

    Yet another abandoned building in the Capital Wasteland, but it looks to be untouched. I’ve been wandering for days and this expedition to the South is beginning to take it’s toll….